"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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