So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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