Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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