Having a random hookup so left but love u
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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