Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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