Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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