Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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