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What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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