I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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