That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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