I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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