dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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