No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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