we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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