perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Randomize
