ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Who died my cat blue again?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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