do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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