No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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