I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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