Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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