There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
sex in a hospital.. check
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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