i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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