So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
That accounts for only three of the penises
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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