I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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