When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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