so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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