Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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