you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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