She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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