jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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