One girl and one boy is just not enough.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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