Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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