Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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