Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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