there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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