Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
The beer is more important than you right now.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Randomize
