your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
