Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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