Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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