Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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