she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
wow bdsm is so cute
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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