Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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