Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
birth control should be required to get into college
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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