Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My vagina just recognized that song.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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