Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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