That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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