yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
No I am not eating basil off your cock
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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