you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
