ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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