In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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