Kiss
Puke
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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