the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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