Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
